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These headlines are out of this world!

Michael Leonetti
Greener Pastures Magazine
2 min readSep 30, 2020

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Politics, celebrity, music, taxes, amoebas, astronauts, this issue of Greener Pastures has everything you need!

Pope Francis on Trump’s Supreme Court nominee, Amy Coney Barrett, “She’s too Catholic, even for me.” (Page 27)

“She is a disgrace to all Catholics, and w’eve had some pretty bad ones!” (Photo by Ashwin Vaswani at Unsplash)

NASA astronaut will vote in 2020 presidential election from space after USPS manages to deliver mail-in ballot to shuttle at the cost of dozens of postal worker’s lives. (Page 49)

Donald Trump’s Taxes Revealed: Part One-“Absolute disgrace that I’ve paid $750 in taxes. I should’ve paid nothing.” (Page 23)

NASA astronaut attached mail-in ballot for 2020 election to “the biggest asteroid I could find. It’s on its way now.” (Page 50)

Mail-in asteroid on it’s way! (Photo by Chris Henry at Unsplash)

Rolling Stone Magazine reveals Marvin Gaye has the new number one album of all time. Spin Doctors, Greta Van Fleet, and Hoobastank absolutely crushed, “We all thought this was our year.” (Page 112)

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Michael Leonetti
Greener Pastures Magazine

Writes incredibly dumb things in the City of Philadelphia. Some of these things can be found in Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, and Little Old Lady Comedy.