I’m the Mayor of Las Vegas and I’d Like You to Let Me Gamble with My Citizens’ Lives

By now, many of you have seen my interview on the CNN with the Anderson Cooper. I’m now addressing the nation to fully explain myself without having to deal with Anderson’s rational questions of my ramblings.

First off, there were times during the interview where he would, as I call it, put “words in my mouth.” I would…



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Michael Leonetti

Writes incredibly dumb things in the City of Philadelphia. Some of these things can be found in Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, and Little Old Lady Comedy.