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It’s time the Army get’s something out of that P.B.S. funding.

“Right now, with the support of Twitch, gamers with the US military are spending hours with children as young as 13, trying to convince them to enlist.”

MEMORANDUM FOR RECRUITING DIVISION COMMANDERS

Subject: Outline of Operation Army Barrack Cots for Tots and future plans.

Overview: The development and plan to…


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(Courtesy of Mike Bowman)

I refuse to take any responsibility for the idea that my continued refusal of the results of the Little League Championship has resulted in the occupancy and destruction of the baseball diamond by the parents of my players.

First off, my team, known as “The Red Team”, did not actually…


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(Courtesy of NASA via Unsplash)

FROM: The National Aeronautics and Space Administration

TO: The astronauts who have been stranded on the American Space Station since March

BODY: We’ve got great news! Everyone at the space agency has worked together to come up with a plan that will see you astronauts through the rest of your…


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They’ve certainly left their impact. (Courtesy of David Everett Strickler)

Secretary of State: Mike Pompeo: Goes on to teach Trump’s proposed revisionist history, the “1776 Commision” so he can both continue to lie to and bully people, two of his three favorite things. The third is lying and bullying at the same time. He likes what he likes.

Secretary of…


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Politics, holiday sales, music, sports, history, and surges, this issue of Greener Pastures has everything you need!

Black Friday sale on the non-fiction book, “Black Friday: The Wall Street Crash of 1929,” causes mass-panic at Target stores, which causes their stocks to plummet (Page 10)


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Courtesy of Markus Spiske

I’ve been looking for you, Neo. I don’t know if you’re ready to hear what I have to say to you, but unfortunately, we have run out of time. I’ve heard that the new leader in our city of Zion, Joe, is thinking about canceling the remaining time our fellow…


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That ballot doesn’t look properly sealed. (Photo Courtesy of Arnaud Jaegers at Unsplash)

Signature and I.D. Issues

  • You didn’t dot your lower case j’s in your signature. Doesn’t matter if your name doesn’t contain a j.
  • The signature on your ballot doesn’t perfectly match the signature on file, which was a squiggly line you signed at your local coffee shop that the state…


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Politics, celebrity, music, taxes, amoebas, astronauts, this issue of Greener Pastures has everything you need!

Pope Francis on Trump’s Supreme Court nominee, Amy Coney Barrett, “She’s too Catholic, even for me.” (Page 27)


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Credit: Kelly Sikkema — Unsplash.com

A dog is not a man’s best therapist

I am a quite a learned man, and I am completely appalled by the state of your advice column “Ask Aggie”. I have several degrees in psychotherapy, 11 years as a radio therapist, as well as 11 years of being the de…

Michael Leonetti

Writes incredibly dumb things in the City of Philadelphia. Some of these things can be found in Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, and Little Old Lady Comedy.

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