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Michael Leonetti

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Greener Pastures Magazine

The Army’s Plan to Use P.B.S. to Recruit Children

Twitch was just the first step.

Feb 22, 2021

The Army’s Plan to Use P.B.S. to Recruit Children

Feb 22, 2021

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Greener Pastures Magazine

My Refusal to Concede the Little League Championship has Nothing to Do with the Field Being…

Who could’ve seen this happening?

Jan 13, 2021

My Refusal to Concede the Little League Championship has Nothing to Do with the Field Being…

Jan 13, 2021

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A Memo from NASA Regarding the Astronaut Relief Package

Don’t hold your breath. On second thought, hold your breath.

Dec 22, 2020

A Memo from NASA Regarding the Astronaut Relief Package

Dec 22, 2020

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What the Future Holds for the Members of the Trump Administration

The future isn’t written, but their’s is typed.

Dec 7, 2020

What the Future Holds for the Members of the Trump Administration

Dec 7, 2020

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Table of Contents (№4)

These headlines could cause a mass-panic!

Dec 1, 2020

Table of Contents (№4)

Dec 1, 2020

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Morpheus from The Matrix: Canceling Bio-Electric Energy Debt for All Humans is Bad

He may have taken more than one red pill

Nov 27, 2020

Morpheus from The Matrix: Canceling Bio-Electric Energy Debt for All Humans is Bad

Nov 27, 2020

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10 Better Uses for the Money Used to Make “Hillbilly Elegy”

An elegy for 45 million dollars.

Oct 15, 2020

10 Better Uses for the Money Used to Make “Hillbilly Elegy”

Oct 15, 2020

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Reasons your Mail-In Ballot Might not Count

Make sure to follow all the instructions.

Oct 12, 2020

Reasons your Mail-In Ballot Might not Count

Oct 12, 2020

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Table of Contents (№3)

These headlines are out of this world!

Sep 30, 2020

Table of Contents (№3)

Sep 30, 2020

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Letters to the Editor (Issue №3)

Radio and bars can’t solve your problems, but a great bake can.

Sep 18, 2020

Letters to the Editor (Issue №3)

Sep 18, 2020

Michael Leonetti

Michael Leonetti

Writes incredibly dumb things in the City of Philadelphia. Some of these things can be found in Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, and Little Old Lady Comedy.

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